Mastering the Art of Leisure Air Travel
If getting the creased lines on your forehead reading ‘air travel’ doesn’t set off alarms, then darling, you’re at the right place. Today, we delve into the chaotic but exciting world of sky-high voyages. Buckle up, adventurers, as we are ready to turn the once dreaded air-travel part of your journey into an effortless breeze with my sure-shot tips on leisure flying.
Skrill or Bills: Choosing the Right Airline
Whether you are an Instagram aficionado posing by the poolside or a holidaymaker chasing the next adrenaline rush, your choice of airline can make or break your escape from reality. Yes, budget airlines help save those extra pennies. But for thrill-seekers who value legroom as much as their limbs, flashes of ‘extra legroom’ offered by full-service airlines can make their heart race more than a one-man race to Hogwarts.
Off-peak Trips: Have Fun, Save Money
Ever wondered why I manage to get the best deals in town? Well, it’s simple. I am not a superhero. I just embrace the off-peak flying. Do your research, smartypants! Flying on Tuesdays and at weird-o-clock often comes cheap. Plus, who doesn’t want a little extra space to stretch out in their seat or avoid the infamous airport rush?
The Loyalty Game – Points, Miles and Sweet Perks
“Bargain hunter” may sound like a title for a suspicious character in a second rate spy novel, but trust me, it’s what you want to be when you’re jet-hopping around the globe. Sign up for those frequent flyer programs and rake in the points. Today, a free coffee at the airport; tomorrow, a free trip to Bali! Sky is the limit – literally!
Packing 101: Rolling, Folding and the Battle of Bags
Are you tired of doing the ‘sit-on-the-bag-and-zip’ trick every time you pack? Listen up, fellow packing peasants. Compartmentalizing your luggage will change your life. Roll clothes instead of folding, use packing cubes if you can. And please, respect the gods of travel and invest in good quality luggage! Don’t let ruptured suitcases rain on your travel parade.
Seat Selection: Avoiding Sky-High Disappointment
No one wants to sit next to the bathroom or get their seat kicked by an energetic toddler for 8 hours straight. So, get early to secure that perfect seat! If you’re a window-hoarder or an aisle-strider, be sure to pre-book your preference and rest assured that your fight for the armrest will only be with one person rather than two.
The Takeoff and Landing Antics
I know, I know. Safety briefings can be as exciting as watching paint dry. But ear pressure during the ups and downs? It’s a real party killer. Keep chewing gums or hard candy handy or get ready to perfect the jaw-jangling yawn. Whichever club you belong to, make sure you’re covered for that pressure-drop grogginess.
Beat The Jet Lag: Magic of Hydration and Sleep
No matter how tempting the free gin, don’t drown yourself in alcohol if you don’t want to feel like a mummy upon arrival. Hydrate; jet-fuelled air can shrivel you up faster than the California sun. Don’t forget to shuffle in your seat, stretch, blink, and grab a few winks too. Remember the mantra: hydrate, animate, and hibernate.
Surviving the Airport Hunger Games
There’s no reason to empty your pocket, selling your first-born for an airport sandwich! Snack like you’re stashing for apocalypse; nobody judges in mid-air. Attach baggies of snacks to your hand luggage, and I promise the wallet-gnawing airport pricing monsters won’t scare you anymore.
Follow these tried-and-true tips, and you will become a high-flying virtuoso in no time. After all, with a little preparation and sage advice, the world of leisure air travel can be just as glamorous and relaxed as the destinations themselves!
